Sunday, September 30, 2018

DokTor Droyd: The Robot Rapper

The future of music has arrived. A hot dance track is burning up the charts. The artist? A robot rapper named DokTor Droyd. 


It seems the whole world is doing it. That old robot dance is obsolete. Now it's time to "Do The Droid" ...

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All systems go!
Start the show
Make some noise

Here's DokTor Droyd...


[Verse 1]
Have you ever heard a roboto croon?
I give brand new meaning to "autotune"
Bot is hot, mics I drop
Take your shot, all you got
You won't top, you won't stop
You won't top or stop this hot bot
I beat to battle
I rap to rattle
I fight by mic
I win with spin
I blink, I blip
I squeak, I step
I pause, I pivot
Gettin' giggy wit' it

[Chorus]
DO THE DROID
DO THE DROID
Don't be annoyed
Just DO THE DROID

That robot dance
Has been enhanced
Take your stance
And DO THE DROID


[Verse 2]
You just got lifted
Because I'm gifted
Let me get more specific
Don't ever get it twisted
I can futuristic spit it
Like no machine that's existed
Let's be realistic
I can most def' spit it
Like no human's business
Designed to rhyme
Rhyme to shine
Built to the hilt
Made to throw shade
Configured to deliver
Programmed to slam
Engineered to domineer
I am on automatic
You might call it tragic
The Dok calls it magic
I am what I am
Because I'm programmed
The program makes me what I am
You see my robotic shell
I see your hypnotic spell
We're not so diff'rent
Me and you
I run on auto
But humans do too

DO THE DROID
DO THE DROID
Don't be annoyed
Just DO THE DROID

That robot dance
Has been enhanced
Take your stance
And DO THE DROID


[Bridge]
The robotic is hypnotic
The autonomous rocks the populace


DO THE DROID
DO THE DROID
Don't be annoyed
Just DO THE DROID

That robot dance 
Has been enhanced
Take your stance
And DO THE DROID


[Verse 3]
"Calling Dr. Freud"?
It's me -- DokTor Droyd
Oh boy, Droyd don't toy
Can you feel the joy
In that inner void
When you DO THE DROID?
Has it hit you like an asteroid
In the tushy like a hemorrhoid?
From androids to humanoids
To all kinds of girls and boys
This is DokTor Droyd
Hoping you enjoyed
The hot sound is found
In the outer bounds
Now with a strike
Droppin' the mic
I must power down.



© Matt Decker



Saturday, September 29, 2018

A Fuddy Duddy Named Puddy McCuddy

So here's a quick study
On a guy that's kinda nutty.
His name? Puddy McCuddy
And he's a real fuddy duddy.


In a nutshell, this nut is stuck in Time.
At least that's the case in his dusty mind.


There's a glitch in Puddy's psychology:
He's allergic to any modern technology.


He has never been sold on the idea
That old ideas can never be bold ideas.
At the end of the proverbial day
Those ideas are really no ideas.


Around town "Muddy McCuddy" he has been dubbed --
A dig that fits since Puddy's a stick-in-the-mud.


All calls to change
They have failed to work.
"Try something new!"
Puddy often has heard
But none of it has ever managed
To wrinkle this stuffed shirt.


Puddy couldn't figure out the reason
Why strangers kept coming to see him.
Turns out these unfamiliar people
Thought Puddy's house was a museum.


"What's a program?," wondered Puddy
As he failed to get with it.
So now he has made himself
Into a walking historical exhibit.


"There's a slight chance
That I might be old-fashioned"
Thought Puddy as he washed
His set of Depression-era glasses.


Not exactly on the cutting-edge of tech
He "downloads" his music from a cassette deck.


He wears discontinued cologne and clunky headphones
And there's nothing even remotely smart about his phone.


He is convinced that Android is a sham.
So he takes selfies with a Polaroid cam.


Puddy's buddy asked him if he had Bluetooth?
He replied, "Only when I drink blue juice."


Puddy pines for the "good ol' days"
When the only laptops were tin TV trays
And "text" only existed upon a paper page.


A whippersnapper asked him if he had a boo?
"It's not Halloween," answered Puddy, "what's wrong with you?"


The study of Puddy McCuddy is a cautionary lesson
In the ever-present threat of irrelevance and obsolescence.


Those who fail to innovate
Inevitably they'll deteriorate.
Will Puddy McCuddy learn this
Before it becomes too late?



© Matt Decker

Friday, September 28, 2018

A Man & His Box

Does Jack remind you of anyone?


Ladies and gents,
You don't know Jack.
Hence I wax poetic
To remedy that.

Jack has a knack
For following the pack.

This fool dives in the pool
To swim with the rules.

He doesn't judge it lame
To remain with the same.

He has no concept or clue
Of the power in the new.

He becomes pained
Whilst thinking of change.

If you wish to make him jittery,
Simply do something differently.

He isn't very bold, so it's told,
So he tightly clings to the old.

He doesn't bother finding or fixing
What is not broke or missing.

Jack thinks inside the box.
He lives within it, too.
From his daily choice of socks,
To his evenings with his boo.

His house, his office, even his car,
Really, glorified boxes they are.

But let us not sneer and jeer.
For who among us isn't also in there?

Like Jack, we tend to backtrack
Toward usual ways, days, facts and acts.

Indeed it takes a lot
To rock the orthodox.
But let's bid farewell to Jack
And climb out of the box.


© Matt Decker

Thursday, September 27, 2018

Characters On The Edge


This post marks the introduction of a new feature here on The Decker Edge. I will be spotlighting the various characters who owe their literary existence to...well...me. Each post will focus on a different character. 

Today I will be presenting a fella named Al. He's a good guy. Really. It's just that he has had trouble with this whole "goals" business. I think just about anyone can see a little of themselves in good ol' underachieving Al. The good news is that Al finally learns...well, you'll see...


Well hello there,
My name is Al.
It's short for -- oh who cares?
Let me just get this out.

They say we all have an inner voice,
And if we tune out external noise,
The little voice can help us,
It can help us with our choice.

What do you think
When you read the word "GOAL"?
Well it's direction to my mind
And music to my soul.

Check it out -
It's sort of like a riddle;
My goals came about
When the word split in the middle.

Shall I approach that gal
And dare to ask her out?
What if she shouts,
"Get lost, pal!"?
That can't be good for my morale.
Then within I hear -
GO, AL!

I think I need a new locale.
Maybe SoHo, maybe SoCal.
I hear great things 'bout the South.
Who am I kidding?
Here's where I'll keep hangin' out.
Then within I hear -
GO, AL!

Maybe I should take more control
Of my body and soul through self-control.
I guess I could slip into my insoles
And go for one of those power strolls
Down a road dotted with potholes.
But I'm all set for the Super Bowl.
See, here's my trusty remote control.
I have my soup bowl and egg rolls,
Cooking in the oven is a casserole.
It's really not a good time for impulse control.
Then within I hear -
GO, AL!

I know I should get off the dole.
It's a special kind of hole.
I need to get on a payroll.
At least in college I could enroll
To better myself - or am I too old?
Perhaps there's an idea I could get bankrolled.
Then within I hear -
GO, AL!

Of my life I must get control.
At best, it's on cruise control.
At worst? Out of control.
Mistakes have taken a toll.
Haters are in my ear hole.
If only I could get on a roll,
I know I could climb the totem pole.
This I want with my heart and soul.
Then within I hear -
GO, AL!

Simply inserting space between
Turns "GOAL" into "GO AL" -
Isn't that neat? See what I mean?
How's that for rationale?


© Matt Decker

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Aliens, Angels & Alternate Dimensions: "The Proof"


Today I received my proof copy of "Space & Rhyme" from Amazon. The eBook format has allowed many authors like myself to disseminate our words to a large online audience, but it's very exciting to see your work in print!




Directory to Discoveries

Discovery X1 » UnEarth
A poetic imagining of an alien world - and the cosmic secret they have discovered.

Discovery X2 » We Are A.C.E.
An extraterrestrial message to the people of Earth.

Discovery X3 » SuperStar
A citizen of an alien planet expresses gratitude for the star shining upon his world.

Discovery X4 » Control Me
An alien abduction story - from the perspective of a "talking" UFO.

Discovery X5 » E.S.P.
A "victim" of a childhood alien encounter finds unexpected healing later in life.

Discovery X6 » Eye on Me
A man comes eye-to-eye (literally) with alien technology.

Discovery X7 » Jump Suit
Legend has it that a special suit exists, enabling its wearer to "jump" into alternate dimensions. One man finds the legend is indeed fact.

Discovery X8 » Zorb the Superb Orb
A small boy is inadvertently given the gift of a "pet" orb.

Discovery X9 » Shadows
A teenager awakens to find mysterious "shadow beings" beside his bed.

Discovery X10 » Time Bomb
America faces an unprecedented threat - a super weapon capable of altering the flow of Time.

Discovery X11 » Lenny & The Mini Genie
A failure discovers the "magic" of the small - from a miniature genie.

Discovery X12 » The Radiant Alien
A retired military official recounts the day when he encountered a glowing extraterrestrial.

Discovery X13 » Ghost Writer
A groundbreaking book appears, describing the Afterlife in impossible detail. But the mysterious author is nowhere to be found. It turns out, there's a good reason for this.

Discovery X14 » The Quantum Mechanic
Using his knowledge of the quantum world, an evil physicist comes up with a way to make people disappear.

Discovery X15 » Baby Grand
What happens when an adorable baby grows to monstrous proportions?

Discovery X16 » The Field
There are many worlds and many realities - all united by a single universal force. Embark on a cosmic journey to discover this energy field that creates all matter and connects all living things.

Discovery X17 » The O Zone
You are about to enter an alternate dimension. It is a place of circular reality. Welcome to THE O ZONE.

Discovery X18 » U.F.Joe
What happens when a miniature UFO visits a coffee shop?

Discovery X19 » The Glorious Ones
So many higher beings, so many questions...

Discovery X20 » Woke
A cosmic castaway finally awakens to his true origin and identity.

Discovery X21 » The Spiritual Technologists
An extraterrestrial message reveals a new paradigm in technological advancement.

Discovery X22 » Is Allen an Alien?
Two buddies discuss a mysterious and unconventional classmate.

Discovery X23 » Do The Droid
A new dance track tops the charts, performed by a robot rapper. 

Discovery X24 » Caster the Furniture Ghost
When there's something strange moving your furniture around...

Discovery X25 » Lou M. Notti
He can always be found at every tragic event, standing in the shadows. Who is this mysterious figure? The Illuminati reconsidered.

EpicLog1 » Meet The Glitches
An odd family brings a "glitchy" reality to a small American suburb.

EpicLog2 » The Itty-Bitty City
It's a small world.


© Matt Decker

Thursday, September 6, 2018

Fireball


       Dani Leonetti squeezes the heirloom crucifix in her trembling palm. It feels as if her heart will soon beat right out of her chest. The walls of her country-themed living room flicker with the chaotic images of breaking news.
     
       The city's largest apartment building is ablaze with the fiery fury of a rapidly expanding inferno. The scene is tragic and horrifying. But even these two adjectives seem inadequate to describe Dani's inner turmoil. For, it happens, the devoted wife and mother has a strong connection to the event. That connection is named Victor. Her loving husband, superhero of a father to her young son and veteran firefighter. "Dear Lord, please surround Vic with Your angels," she silently prays. "And help him to help all those poor people."
     
       The youngest Leonetti sits on the floor, transfixed, gazing up at the unfolding tragedy on the television screen. "Little Vic," as he's known, aspires to be a firefighter like his dad in the years yet to come. Dani wonders to herself, looking at her captivated son, if he really comprehends the seriousness of what's before him. The full scope of the tragedy. And the very real uncertainty of whether his dad will make it home again. Then she hears Little Vic mumbling something over and over.
     
       "Vic-to-ry. Vic-to-ry. Vic-to-ry."
     
       Dani smiles as she glances at the family portrait hanging above the television. One word graces the bottom of the gilded frame: VICTORY. The trembling heart of a worried wife and mother begins to calm with hope and faith.


***

     
       "This is Hell."
     
       These three words reverberate in Victor Leonetti's quickened mind. Angry waves of intense heat sweep over him - as if the very windows of Torment have been opened. The courageous firefighter has but two goals on this day: extinguish this orange monster and see his beloved family again. On this side of eternity. Both goals, however, threaten to slip away with each excruciatingly-long minute.
     
       Plumes of smoke billow from the high-rise structure, black as night, though the day's sun hasn't set. A cruel but fitting symbol for the bleakness of the situation. Screams are temporarily interrupted by the sound of falling debris, crashing below. It's hard to see, hard to think, through the chaos.
     
       "Hey sir! Sir, no! You can't go in there!"
     
       Victor turns to see a heartbreaking sight. A frantic man is having to be restrained by police from entering the burning building. "Get off me," the man demands with a desperate voice tinged with fury and panic. "My family is in there! Don't you understand that?" At this moment, the pleading stranger turns and briefly makes eye contact with Victor. The look on the man's face strikes him at his core. Waves of compassion and sadness well up within him. A force that's equal in power to the incessant rush of heat bombarding him.
     
       Victor looks up in the direction of the man's pointing and trembling finger. There he spots a woman on the balcony, weeping and clutching her toddler son. What's that she's screaming? Victor can't make it out at first. Finally he manages to read her lips.
     
       "PLEASE SAVE MY SON! FORGET ABOUT ME! SAVE MY SON!"
     
       Instantly he thinks about his own precious family. What if that were Dani and Little Vic up there on that balcony, inches and moments away from a fiery end? He recoils at the thought. And he can't imagine that he would put up any less of a fight than that poor man, still vainly struggling with the police.
     
       No human is immune to the stress of seemingly hopeless situations, even highly-trained and elite professionals. This holds true for one Victor Leonetti. The blaze, with all its collateral horror, appears to get worse by the minute, despite the unified intervention of the city's finest. Victor knows that he must fight off despair and focus on the task at hand. Too much is at stake for...Well, he can't let himself think about the alternative. So he utters but one word over and over.
     
       "Vic-to-ry. Vic-to-ry. Vic-to-ry."
     
       Suddenly the woman on the balcony raises both arms above her head, grasping a small object between her hands. Victor squints, trying to see through the smoke. Finally he realizes what's about to happen. The realization hits him with sickening force. The distressed woman, in a desperate attempt to save her son's young life, is mere seconds away from tossing the wailing child into the congregation of firefighters below. Way below. For she is seven stories up.
     
       "This can't end well," thinks Victor.
     
       Before the hopeless mother can carry out her plan, however, she is knocked flat on her back by a powerful force. A loud, physically jolting force. Victor can see her through the balcony railing, on her back, embracing her son and instinctively trying to shield him. What just happened? The immediate assumption is that an explosion has occurred somewhere within the building.
     
       For some reason, Victor suddenly experiences a disruption in the normal flow of Time. Everything begins to move in ultra slow motion. At least that's how he perceives the hellish reality that's unfolding before his stinging eyes. He notices a mass raising of heads and fingers upward - in the blackened sky above the top of the building. In what seems like an inordinate amount of time, he too lifts his head toward the heavens. Then he sees it. Oh...God...no. A glowing ball of orange. It appears to be a fireball, and under it are dozens of vulnerable lives - including his own. Victory? That seems a tad ambitious to him at the moment.
     
       In an instant, Victor's perception returns to normal speed. And he is welcomed back by an even higher degree of havoc. Fear. Panic. Screams. Hands cover heads. Those fortunate tenants who have managed to exit the apartment building, the ones on the bottom floors, rush to seek shelter across the street. Spectators do the same. Any minute now, so it's assumed, that thing will fall with fiery fury.
     
       But the fireball doesn't descend. Not at all. Instead, against laws of logic and physics, it remains hovering in the same spot where first observed - directly above the roof of the blazing building. Furthermore, Victor observes, there are no flames emanating from it. On the contrary, it appears that flames are somehow being drawn into it.
     
       What "fireball" does THAT?
     
       The crowd watches in shocked silence. Civilians, firefighters, police officers, news media. Not a single face looks anywhere but up. The scene reminds Victor of the collective mesmerizing induced by a solar eclipse. The luminous ball of orange, once thought to be a fireball, even resembles a small sun. But unlike an eclipse, there are no shadows being cast from above. The levitating object, in fact, seems to get brighter by the second. But that's hardly the most noteworthy aspect of this unbelievable phenomenon.
     
       The once-roaring inferno has considerably dwindled in both size and intensity. That thing is absorbing the fire into itself! A cool and calming breeze sweeps over the crowd. Afterwards, multiple witnesses agree that it was like the orange sphere was saying, I got this. In less than fifteen minutes, not even an ember remains of the blaze. Victor rushes into the building, along with his fatigued comrades, to help those trapped inside.
     
       News cameras are rolling. Phones are pointed skyward. Before nightfall, the incredible footage will go viral. Surely this will go down as the most documented and irrefutable paranormal event in human history?


***

     
       It is quite at the Leonetti house. Externally, at least. The horrific news images have faded to black. Dani made the decision to shut off the television before the fire reached its spectacular conclusion. She discerned that her son's fascination with the event was turning to distress. After all, that's his dad in the middle of all the horror. Now Little Vic is fast asleep in his bed, following some reassuring words from his mom.
     
       Dani wishes for the blessing of unconsciousness as well. Then she could enjoy a break from her worry. For, although it's quiet in the house, the booming thunder of negative emotions within her is deafening. All she wants right now is to hear from Victor. To hear his voice. To know he's okay, and that he'll be home soon. She refuses to get on social media, for fear of hearing the worst. So she remains unaware of the video footage that is presently setting the world abuzz.
     
       Finally, and mercifully, it happens. Victor calls. Tears of thankful relief moisten her already reddened eyes. She has never answered a phone so fast in her life.
     
       Little Vic, unbeknownst to his joyfully distracted mother, has awoken and stands in his bedroom doorway. Quickly he figures out that it's "SuperDad" on the other end of the conversation. He pumps his little fist, turns and grabs the child-sized firefighter helmet that his father bought for him. Climbing back into bed, he cradles it against his chest. One word stares back at him, affixed to the front of the helmet: Victory.


***


THE O.R.B. CORPS

Research Report Regarding Observed Radiant Being

Official Designation: OCX-1

Nickname: FIREBALL

Glow Color: Orange

Influence: Power over fire

Observed Action: Extinguished fire by absorbing the flames into itself

Mechanism: Unknown

Researcher Notes: "While many lives were saved by this entity, all field investigators should exercise extreme caution. We are apparently dealing with a new life form here on our planet, and there is much we don't know. Hence the reason for the formation of this organization. There could be others."


***

   
       "There could be others."
     
       Indeed.


© Matt Decker




A Message From The President

 My fellow Americans, the hour is dark. Hence I stand before you  with a heavy heart. Something is coming. Something man has never seen. An ...