The Thing About The Thing

So it's the whatchamacallit 

in Wally's wallet 

And the whozeewhatzit 

in suzy's closet

And the HULLABALOO 

that stews in Lou's 

mulligan stew 

And the bugaboo who 

bugs and boos you too

And the shenanigans happening 

to Hannigan again and again

And the glitchy doohickey 

that's tricky to fix

And the THINGAMAJIG 

that's ginormously big!

It's the thingum 

that makes 'em 

say

HIP HIPPITY HOORAY!

and then some

Oh boy oy Vey...

It's the hodgepodge 

of hogwash 

that discombobs 

And the thingamablob 

that makes bob 

blubber and sob.

It's BLOOPERFAILAGOTCHAMISSEDITMESSYALLATROCIOUS 

and the OKIE DOKIE HOKEY POKEY of BOGUS HOCUS Pocus.

It's buckets of bupkis 

And a whole lotta NADA

So Whatevachachoozycallit...

SHEEESH!

THE THINGY IS

TO SOLVE IT.

©️ matt decker